The Windermere Word: A High School Newspaper

April Horoscopes

Aries – Regardless of which Language Arts course you are taking, you’ll feel like a master at that language this month! And if you’re not learning a second language, well, always has room for improvement!

Taurus – April is a very appealing month, and it makes you wish the summer wouldn’t come just yet. Could it be the looming exams or the hot days?

Gemini – Your hearing may seem poor this April. Perhaps you have cranked up your iPod too much? Or maybe you’ve recently attended a really loud concert? Whatever it is, don’t worry. It’ll get better back soon.

Cancer – Someone is stepping up to be your life-long rival. Don’t let them deter you from achieving your goal! No matter what happens, make sure you stay focused.

Leo – Your cell phone or computer may not be 100% loyal to you this month. Some text messages and emails may fall into the abyss and will never be found. Just keep pushing! You’ll get through it eventually.

Virgo – You may be feeling a bit jumpier than usual this April. Maybe it is because you’re still under the effects of April Fools’ Day? Even if you know the answer, you will still be watching your back with all your ninja skills for the rest of the month.

Libra – Something important has come up recently. To be honest, it really confuses you! Everything will be alright, though. Whether it is something from the past or something very recent, it will be explained soon enough.

Scorpio – Your mind wanders a lot these days. Something is nagging on the edge of your mind, and it doesn’t seem to be willing to let go. Don’t let it take over your life! If you work hard to keep your concentration levels high this month, everything will work out.

Sagittarius – You may have a sudden urge to watch a lot of very terrifying horror movies this month. Curl up with a bowl of popcorn and a blanket, and watch away!

Capricorn – This April, the idea to frolic in the flowers is very appealing to you! Wear a pair of shorts, run to the nearest park and frolic to your heart’s content.

Aquarius – Even if you don’t have an iPod, you may feel addicted to iPod games like Temple Run and Draw Something. It is probably best if you put down the iPod sometimes and enjoy the sunshine!

Pisces – Maybe you didn’t get to pull any pranks on April 1st, but you sure do have a lot of ideas for next year! Make sure you don’t spoil them by sharing your plans with the person you want to prank.

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