May Horoscopes
Aries: The taste of strange, new food may just be what you will be craving this month. Experiment! And enjoy!
Taurus: Just think. The beachy, summery days are at your fingertips. Just wait till you finish your exams first!
Gemini: It’s your birthday soon, and you’re not ready to grow up yet. Cherish your childhood or you’ll regret it!
Cancer: (more…)
March Horoscopes
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Aries – Watch your step this month! Who knows what the weather will be throwing at you?
Taurus – Something that you’re really worrying about will soon resolve itself. Everything will seem much better, so just relax!
Gemini – Have you lost anything recently? (more…)
January Horoscopes
Aries – Make sure to watch your step this January! Cold winters = icy sidewalks! Taking a fall might not help the dreary winter days.
Taurus – After a couple of nice holiday meals, you might feel a bit…stuffed. It’s alright! You can work it off in a gym class! But otherwise…
Gemini – Are midterms coming or not? Nobody seems to know. However, you are one of the odd ones who think it is a good idea to study just in case.
(more…)
December 2011 Horoscopes
Aries – This month, you will find all the jokes and puns exceptionally funny. You will bust your ribs laughing at whatever your friends throw at you. Let’s call it the ‘holiday cheer’!
Taurus – Your hair can really use a trim, but with the holiday season and business all around, you just can’t stand sitting in a chair for too long! That’s alright, though. Just throw a hat on it and it’ll be fine.
Gemini – The cold will really start to bother you this month. Maybe you should get a new hat, a new scarf… or anything that can keep you warm when it’s really cold outside!
Cancer – Continue reading here!
October Horoscopes
Aries – You will come up with an idea for the best costume this Halloween! Take advantage of the one day you get to dress up as anyone you want to be by showing if off in school on Costume Day! 
Taurus – Even if you are not taking an art course this year, the urge to create a masterpiece will be surging through you this month! No one knows when you’ll get this feeling again, so feed on this urge as much as you can!
Gemini – If you’ve never watched a horror movie before, this October is when you might feel tempted to try it. Go ahead and do it! Just don’t frighten yourself too much. Nightmares aren’t exactly the most cheerful things in the world.
Cancer – Pink is becoming the colour that stands out the most to you. Fortunately, it’s not going to turn into an obsession; it’s merely going to be really…noticeable to the people around you. Your friends might even find themselves staring at nothing but pink. ‘Rose-coloured glasses’, anyone?
Leo – Maybe you weren’t sensitive to the cold before, but somehow this month is going to make you want to bundle up as much as possible regardless of the temperature outside. Even a sunny day of 20 degrees Celsius won’t be able to make you feel any warmer!
Virgo – You’ll feel pretty content with your life this month! Even if you come to encounter some rocky parts, just remember to never give up and keep climbing. Everything is going to be just fine.
Libra – Computers sure are the strangest things, with which you might encounter some problems, such as YouTube videos replaying by themselves or your cursor repeatedly sneaking into the corner…
Scorpio – You will be able to make rather accurate weather predictions this month! If you say it will be sunny, the sunshine will somehow end up being unbelievably bright! But don’t go around announcing that to everybody, people might think you are out of your mind.
Sagittarius – For some reason, you are going to be feeling very excited for the entire month. This may lead to some strange and unconventional behaviors, so hopefully you can find something to legitimize your sense of excitement.
Capricorn – This month, you will start to realize that your friends are truly willing to be there for you when you need them! Make sure they know you care by giving them a big hug!
Aquarius – The summer has come and gone, but you still feel like swimming. Hopefully you can fulfill that desire by hitting the pool more often!
Pisces – You are absolutely excited about this school year! In fact, you have become so psyched that the thought of studying for the midterm exams has crossed your mind already! It’s probably a good idea for you to calm down and remind yourself that it’s only October – no need to get all stressed out.
September Horoscopes
Aries – You won’t have much luck with your locker this coming school year, which will suck! Hopefully, you can find a way around it.
Taurus – You are still stuck in summer mode, and it won’t be long before you’re wishing for summer to come back! But just chill out! You have almost a year ahead of you, so might as well enjoy it as it goes.
Gemini – This entire ‘back to school’ thing is going to come down on you like a smack in the head. Just try your best and you’ll make it through.
Cancer – Opportunities will show up wherever you go, but you’ll only have the chance to take them if you’re ready for them.
Leo – Good things will happen if you pay attention, so make sure you get through this September with an open mind!
Virgo – Summer was great, sure, but you have missed your friends a lot! Thus, coming back to school won’t be as bad for you!
Libra – You will have some sudden body pains during this month. Who know what’s causing them? You’ll find out by the end of September.
Scorpio – School has just started and you are very determined to do well this year! But think: haven’t you always started off the school year thinking this? Were you ever successful?
Sagittarius – Stress will be piled on you this month, but don’t sweat it! You’ll be able to get through it, with lots of hard work and determination!
Capricorn – School will bear down on you fast, and it seems that you’ll be missing assignment due dates very soon! You should probably start using that agenda.
Aquarius – You will be taking advantage of the last few weeks of beach season. Have fun with the non-crowded beaches!
Pisces – Your nightmares will soon become a reality. Make sure you tell your friends about them, because they won’t be able to help you otherwise.
Horoscopes
Aries – This month you will be severely obsessed with circles and pretty much anything that has to do with the round shape. Hope you won’t be doing geometry in math soon.
Taurus – With the fantastic weather of May you will want to go biking and enjoy the sunshine! Be thankful that the summer is coming in only a few months!
Gemini – Your sign means ‘the twins’. In this month, you will feel more attracted to things that come in twos – true to your horoscope sign.
Cancer – You will be feeling, oh, so cool. You will walk around with an extra bounce in your step. Even if you make little mistakes, you will STILL look cool. Walk on, my friend.
Leo – May is spring time for you, and you will be feeling extra playful! Go ahead! Get your friends to play hide-and -seek in the courtyard with you! They won’t mind.
Virgo – This is an extremely cheerful month for you. (more…)
Enter: Ophiuchus
By: Nicole Yu, Grade 10
Have you ever read your horoscope? Maybe it was in the Province, or the Vancouver Sun, or maybe in this newspaper that you’re
holding right now. Let’s say that your birthday is September 29th, making you a Libra. Well, some may tell you that you are wrong, wrong, WRONG! As of January 13th, 2011, you are NOT a Libra! You would be a Virgo! Why is this? That’s because… um… some astrologists said so! And the sky’s moving… yeah! Also, if you were a Sagittarius, you are now an Ophiuchus! What’s that? Why is this happening! I hate science, and astrology is totally stupid! Right?!
No. Here’s a nice tidbit of information to calm people’s nerves. There are actually two zodiacs: the sidereal zodiac and the tropical zodiac. Most astrologers in the west use the tropical zodiac, which has not changed at all. This is because the tropical zodiac is based on where the sun was compared to the constellations, back when the Babylonians discovered them. For example, the sun comes to the first degree of Aries on the first day of spring, thus marking the first day of the Aries zodiac sign. The tropical zodiac is designed to stay based on where the constellations were 3000 years ago so it will never change, unlike the sidereal zodiac. This zodiac system is based off the constellations, and alters as they seemingly ‘move’ because of the Earth’s ‘wobbling’ axis. Both zodiacs were created at the same time, though the sidereal changed while the tropical did not.
Of course, galaxies are always moving; stars shifting and planets tilting as they revolve around their stars. This is the same for Earth. The Babylonians observed the constellations, which became visible, one by one as the year went on. These constellations were the zodiac signs. Each zodiac sign is visible for 30 degrees of the Earth’s revolution, for a total of 12 signs in 360 degrees. And as you should know, the Earth rotates on a tilt, thus causing the seasons. However, that tilt has wobbled a tiny bit in the since the Babylonians created the zodiac signs 3000 years ago. Because of this, the dates where the constellations appeared for the sidereal zodiac changed by almost a month. That is why your zodiac sign is ‘different’ now. But really, it did not change at all, because we use the tropical zodiac. And of course, the good ol’ tropical zodiac hasn’t been altered at all.
And what’s this about Ophiuchus? The thirteenth sign, Ophiuchus, was discovered by the Babylonians back when they established the zodiac signs. However, they only wanted to make 12 zodiac signs, so they did not use Ophiuchus. Recently, in 2009, the Ophiuchus constellation reappeared and became visible once more along with the other zodiac constellations. Only now have astrologers made it public that they have added this thirteenth sign to the zodiac, but by carefully using the right words to make a gigantic fuss about it and causing panic to everyone across the nations. And even if you were following the sidereal zodiac, calm down. The change in dates won’t even affect you, assuming you were born before 2009, which is when Ophiuchus was officially added to the sidereal zodiac.
It’s funny how a silly little fact spirals out of control, and we have people complaining, freaking out, spazzing about how the tattoo on their back isn’t what it’s supposed to be; all this pandemonium just from some less-than-carefully phrased words. See? It isn’t that bad, right? This is like the Chilean earthquake last year. Scientists said that the earthquake was so powerful, that it rocked the Earth off its axis, ergo, the days became shorter. What they didn’t mention is that the days were shorter by about a couple decimal nanoseconds and that everyone should stay calm and relax. These days, things are engineered to spark controversy everywhere. Hopefully in the future, people will learn to check their facts and get them straight before spreading false information all over the place.
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January Horoscopes
Aries – You might feel a bit calm and cool after the holidays. What’s all the big fuss? Christmas has come and gone, there’s nothing to be worked up about.
Taurus – Perhaps you aren’t exactly satisfied with what you got gift wise for the holidays. Remember; it’s the thought that counts, and it’s better to give than receive.
Gemini – Your computer or other type of electronic object will seem like it hates you lately. Maybe it’ll be completely freezing or something worse? Whatever it is, it’ll work out sooner or later.
Cancer – Midterms are coming soon and it’ll feel like your head is exploding. Just calm down and revise early so you’re ready for these tests!
Leo – Whether you’re in grade 12 or just starting off in grade 8, you’ll be quite happy that the year is half over. But just remember, there’s still another half left, and bunches of exams in your way…
Virgo – It might feel like you’re a big annoyance or you’re in the way lately. It’s just you thinking that, so don’t let it get you down!
Libra – This month, you will probably feel a bit down because of the weather. Not enough snow? Too much rain? Maybe if you wish really hard, the weather will be what you want it to be!
Scorpio – This January, you’ll feel a need to participate in any project in any way you can. Make sure you don’t overload on everything, though, since you’ll only realize that you’ve taken on too much when you’re overwhelmed!
Sagittarius – You’ll feel like doing lots of favours for all of your friends this month. Maybe as thanks for what they’ve done for you, or maybe because it’s a new year and you want it to start off right!
Capricorn – This month, you’ll feel kind of out of the norm. It’ll be weird, and you might not be yourself for a while. It’s a passing phase, don’t worry! You’ll be back to yourself soon.
Aquarius – You’re a bit grumpy because the holidays are over. Maybe you’re shuffling your feet into the door nowadays, since it’s cold and you have nothing to look forward to. Things will look up, don’t worry!
Pisces – You can not wait for spring. Whether you love winter or not, you just want the sun to stop setting before 5 pm, and you want that break of brisk, spring air before jumping into the hot summer heat.
December Horoscopes
Aries – This month your feet won’t seem to want to listen to you. Clumsy? Maybe, but not exactly. Perhaps it’s just another stage of awkwardness that comes with growing up. It’ll end soon.
Taurus – Do you see the white flurries in the air yet? No? Yes? Either way, you can’t wait for the white stuff to start falling from the sky. You want to build a snowman, and you want to build it now!
Gemini – For some reason, that one food that you hate is now something you absolutely love. And, as the story always goes, while you’re busy munching on that food, of course you’ll start to hate it again.
Cancer – This month, you might have a bit of trouble lowering the volume of your voice. Of course, it won’t sound like that you’re raising your voice to you, but once you see everyone plugging their ears, you’ll realize that now’s the time to use your inside voice.
Leo – This coming December, all you’ll want to sing are holiday songs. You don’t want a lot for Christmas? Or are you going to deck the halls with boughs of holly? Enjoy this feeling while you can; the holiday season, unfortunately, will be over before you know it.
Virgo – The holiday warmth might not affect you at all for the first part of December. It just might feel like… just another month. Don’t worry! It’ll strike you as soon as the second half of December comes nearer. Then you’ll be ready to celebrate!
Libra – The snow and the crisp coldness will put you into a happy, whimsical mood this December. Snowball fights! Snow angels! Snowmen! So much to do with snow! The winter only lasts so long, so enjoy now!
Scorpio – This month you will crave only cake and nothing but cake. You won’t know why, either. You’ll want cake more and more until you finally give in and bake or buy a cake. And it will be the best.
Sagittarius – This month you’ll have the worst realization; Midterms are coming. And they won’t be fun. As long as you study, of course, they won’t be that bad. Maybe you should start to hit the books soon…
Capricorn – This December you’ll be feeling kind of goofy. Maybe it’s the fact that the year’s ending is combined with giddiness from the holiday season. Whatever it is, you’ll be feeling goofy and silly and nobody can stop you.
Aquarius – Although it’s freezing cold outside, you might want to go swimming with your buddies, just because. All that rain that’s falling might make you want to swim in it, so why not do just that?
Pisces – This month you might decide that ‘Fish are friends, not food!’ Everything to do with seafood will suddenly become kind of disgusting to eat to you. Well, hopefully it ends soon, especially if fish is a major part of your diet.
Zodiac Signs
By: Nicole Yu, Grade 10
Nowadays, most magazines and newspapers have a special page dedicated horoscopes. These little blurbs claim to be
able to predict the future by looking at stars. They’re split into twelve horoscopes, one for each sign of the zodiac. But what’s the deal with these signs? Are they more than just a symbol somebody is born under, or are they just a sign? Believe it or not, zodiac signs are more sophisticated than you think.
Each zodiac sign originated from one of the constellations mapped by Babylonian astrologers. They noticed that it took twelve months for the sun cycle through the sky and back to its original position, and twelve specific constellations were associated. They named them: Aries; Pleiades; Gemini; Praesepe; Leo; Spica; Libra; Scorpio; Sagittarius; Capricornus; Aquarius; and Pisces. These constellations were arranged on the ecliptic, an imaginary annual path of the sun. The Greeks brought the information of these constellations back to their kingdom and shared the knowledge. They changed the names Pleiades, Praesepe, Spica, and Capricornus to Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, and Capricorn. And, they gave each sign a special significant attribute based on the strengths that surrounded it. The Greeks used these zodiac signs to predict a person’s strengths and weaknesses. This was all based on the date of which they were born, since they believed the course of one’s life was decided before birth. Over time, the Greeks began to use astrology to read a person’s horoscope, which they believed could predict every life-impacting event that one would experience in the lifetime.
As time went on, stories were created to explain why the zodiac constellations were in the sky, as with all constellations. The stories were passed on through generations, refined or changed over the years. The zodiac signs became split up into four groups, named after elements fire, earth, air, and water. People whose signs are in the group of fire are considered to be enthusiastic and outgoing. They need to have a lot of ‘fuel’ to keep them going and are always looking for something new to entertain themselves. Those with zodiac signs falling under earth are solid and reliable, and tend to be attracted to the fire signs because of their desire for change and excitement. The zodiac signs of air are always on the go and are constantly moving. Their minds are always racing from one thing to another, and they are often the most talkative. Finally, the zodiac signs that are represented by water are compassionate, loving the comfort of home, and caring deeply for their family. What’s your zodiac sign? Take a look below to read about yours and perhaps learn something new.
Aries – The Ram, March 20 ~ April 19
Aries is mostly considered the ‘first’ zodiac sign, since it’s at the start of the ongoing cycle. This sign’s season is spring, its ruling planet is Mars and its elemental group is fire. Aries are usually competitive, are quick mentally and physically, and come up with strong ideas. It is said that Aries was the golden ram that could fly, and many stories tell about its brave heroics and how it was placed into the sky in its honour.
Taurus – The Bull, April 20 ~ May 20
Taurus is the second zodiac sign in the cycle, part of the season of spring. The ruling planet of Taurus is Venus, and its element is Earth. Those who are in Taurus are slow and careful and are usually wary about change. One story suggests that Zeus turned into a bull and approached a beautiful woman named Europa. She sat on the bull’s back, and it jumped into the sea and swam to the Crete, a Grecian island. He married her, and the place of their marriage is now called ‘Europe’, named after Europa.
Gemini – The Twins, May 21~ June 20
Gemini places third in the cycle of the zodiac signs, and is the last sign in spring. The planet that rules over Gemini is Mercury, while its element is air. A Gemini tends to have a restless nature, but is outgoing and sociable. Most creation stories of this constellation include the twins, Pollux and Castor. These two boys were inseparable, but a tragic accident causes the death of one of the twins. The other twin eventually takes his own life due to grief, and Zeus places them in the stars to represent their everlasting friendship.
Cancer – The Crab, June 21 ~ July 22
Cancer is the fourth sign of the zodiac, placed in the season of summer. Its element is the flexible water, and its ruling celestial body is the Moon. Cancers focus on their feelings and the feelings of others, therefore they are usually loyal and protective towards whom they love. The stories of Cancer’s constellation revolve around the 12 trials of Heracles. During his fight against a hydra, Hera sent down a crab to help. Heracles was annoyed by the crab and stomped on it, and Hera honoured the bravery of the crab by placing it into the stars.
Leo – The Lion, July 23 ~ August 22
Leo is the fifth sign in the zodiac cycle. It is the second sign placed in the summer season of summer, given fire as its element and the Sun as the celestial body watching over it. Leos are warm and generous and are good leaders. The stories behind this constellation are linked to Cancer’s – they take place in the 12 trials of Heracles as well – except that the Lion of Nemea was one of the trials. Heracles’ objective was to slay the lion; except it was immune to every weapon. Finally, Heracles used his amazing strength to strangle it. It was a great battle, and Zeus put placed Leo in one of the constellations to memorialize the lion.
Virgo – The Virgin, August 23 ~ September 22
Virgo has the sixth placement in the zodiac cycle. It is the last sign that occurs during the summer, and its element is earth. Virgo’s ruling planet, like Gemini, is Mercury. A Virgo is extremely organized and makes a good leader, but sometimes a Virgo focuses solely on details and misses the full picture. Virgo is one of the few zodiac signs that are represented by something other than an animal. It is said that Astraea, the Goddess of Innocence and Purity, was caught up in the opening of Pandora’s box, releasing all the evils into the world. Astraea lived on Earth and was the last one to return to the heavens. Her constellation was created to remember this event.
Libra – The Scales, September 23 ~ October 22
Libra is the seventh sign in the zodiac, found in the season of fall. Libra’s element is air, and the ruling planet is Venus. People whose sign is Libra are bright, sociable, and often peaceful. Not as many stories about this constellation are known, however, one includes Astraea. This time, though, she is the Goddess of Justice who holds the scales. It tells about how during each era of Earth, she was there to make everything fair and just. However, when one final era came and war took place, Astraea gave up and went back to the heavens. Her scales were remembered for keeping everything peaceful for so long.
Scorpio – The Scorpion, October 23 ~ November 21
Scorpio, the eighth sign that’s found in fall, has water as its element and Pluto (though it is not considered a planet anymore) as its ruling celestial body. Scorpios care for others emotions and are highly intuitive. The story of Scorpio’s constellation is interesting; it tells about how Orion made Apollo jealous, and how Apollo conjured up a scorpion to kill Orion. After the struggle that resulted in Orion’s death, both Orion and the scorpion were placed into the stars.
Sagittarius – The Archer, November 22 ~ December 21
Sagittarius is one of the last signs, being the ninth, and it is in the season of fall. The element of Sagittarius is fire, and its ruling planet is Jupiter. Those who are Sagittarius love to travel and have a need to always be in the outdoors. The story about this constellation tells about a heroic feat. Cheiron, a centaur archer, was shot with a poison arrow. Yet, Cheiron was immortal and had to live forever with a massive pain. One day, however, one of Cheiron’s friends was trapped, and the only way for him to escape was for someone else to take his place. Cheiron agreed to save them and died. In memory of this event, Cheiron was placed into the stars as Sagittarius.
Capricorn – The Goat, December 22 ~ January 19
Capricorn is the tenth sign of the zodiac and the first sign of winter. Its element is earth, with Saturn as its ruling planet. Capricorns are said to be very responsible and are strong leaders, but often seen as lazy. There are many, many stories about Capricorn. One tells how Capricorn was the goat that Amalthea fed to Zeus when he was a child. He was thankful for her, thus creating this constellation.
Aquarius – The Water Bearer, January 20 ~ February 17
Aquarius is the second last sign in the zodiac, the eleventh. It is the second sign of winter with the element air and the ruling planet Uranus. An Aquarius is bright and theoretical, but can be a bit absent-minded at times. A short one among the many stories about Aquarius tells of the great Deucalion flood. Zeus poured water over the earth to wash away all evil, and meanwhile a new mankind was created.
Pisces – The Fish, February 18 ~ March 19
Pisces is the last sign in the zodiac cycle, being last of winter. The element of Pisces is water and its ruling planet is Neptune. Those with the sign of Pisces are intuitive and imaginative. The story sets in a time when the Goddess of Love and Beauty, Aphrodite, and the God of Love, Eros, were taking a walk together down a river. Suddenly, Typhon appeared and threatened to kill them. Aphrodite and Eros were turned into a pair of fish by Zeus to swim to safety. The Goddess Athena let the fish swim up to the stars and become a constellation.
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November Horoscopes
Aries – This month you’ll be more sensitive to the cold than usual. Bundle up so you don’t get sick! They say it’ll be a 
rough winter this year.
Taurus – Whether you love to shop or not, the next time you go to the mall, perhaps you will find the bargain of a lifetime! You never know…
Gemini – This coming November, take a glance at the floor every so often. You just might see the glimmer of metal coins or the crunch of a freshly printed bill.
Cancer – This month you might want to have a change, whether it’s the way you do something or your hair! Go with the flow.
Leo – You will have less of a struggle when it comes to your weakest subject this month. Hopefully you try to keep this true for the rest of the year, too!
Virgo – It’s only November and homework is piling up. Make sure that you study hard and keep trying, since report cards are coming soon, and before you know it; midterms!
Libra – Is it you, or are your eyes really sensitive to bright lights all of a sudden? Maybe it was from prowling around in the dark on Halloween night! Whatever it is, it’ll go away soon.
Scorpio – Was that snow? Or, no… sorry guys, never mind. People might think you’re just a silly fibber this coming month, but honest, it was a mistake! …Right?
Sagittarius – Whether you were trick or treating, partying or doing nothing this past Halloween, don’t load up on leftover candy! Fun Fitness Friday is coming close…
Capricorn – It’s only November and you’re already celebrating for the holidays. Calm down and live in the present; though it wouldn’t hurt to sing a carol or two.
Aquarius – Unfortunately, you might find that your voice isn’t following your brain 100%. Maybe you will say something you’ll regret, or maybe you’ll say nothing at all!
Pisces – Did you go to the dance this past month? If you didn’t, you should go to the next one. You might have tons of fun!
September Horoscopes
Aries – School’s back, and don’t feel great about it. You’re not happy, but not sad either; you’re in the middle, perhaps
apathetic. You’re just “okay” with it. Once you’re in the routine of school once more, you’ll be back to normal.
Taurus – This September, your legs may not listen to you at all. You might fumble, stumble and trip on the tiniest things, even the smallest grain of sand. It’s temporary, though; it’ll go away! Until then, avoid stairs.
Gemini – All these projects, assignments and tests might make you a bit moody this month. Just try not to snap at your friends and especially not your teachers. Explain and they’ll understand.
Cancer – This drastic change from sleeping in to waking up early every morning might make you a bit grumpy, maybe even crabby. Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it. You still have 9 more months…
Leo – This month, you might feel very playful and energetic, which is a good thing to start the school year with! The assignments and projects may get you down, but it’s okay! You’ll bounce back!
Virgo – You might find yourself in the middle of a problem between two friends. It may be meddlesome, but trust me: don’t take sides. Stay as neutral as possible and let them deal with it.
Scorpio – This month, you will be abnormally attracted to the colour blue. Not just one shade of blue, but all of the blues. It may be strange, but it’ll go away soon.
Libra – You may feel a strong need for justice and fairness this month. If something isn’t fair, you may want to speak up! Just remember who you are speaking up to and whether it is appropriate or not.
Sagittarius – In this coming September, especially during PE class, you will feel incredibly strong, like you can do anything. It may push you to try new things, and it might prompt you to complete anything you haven’t finished.
Capricorn – You are totally prepared to dive back into the daily routine. You’re relaxed, and you know you can do it! Just hope that you’ll feel like this all year…
Aquarius – Yes, school’s back, and you’re not exactly happy. You may feel a tiny bit depressed, but just think! You’ll be able to see your friends everyday, and that’s what really counts, right?
Pisces – You’re back at school and you’re probably very excited! Maybe you haven’t been able to hang out with your friends as much, or maybe you miss being busy. Whatever it is, you’re happy to be back.
May Horoscopes
Aries – You’re going to become very keen about the environment this month. You’ll be extra cautious about whether your waste goes into the garbage, recycling or the compost and you’ll be reminding others, too!
Taurus – This May, you’re going to have a sudden urge to buy all new school supplies, although a bit late since we’re two months away until the end of the school year. Just buy them anyway; you won’t have to go shopping in the summer!
Gemini – You might be incredibly eager for the summer to come this month, but don’t switch gears from ‘School’ to ‘Summer’ too quickly; remember to study for your finals so you can end the school year happily and fully enjoy the summer.
April Horoscopes
Aries – April showers bring May flowers? You’re going to dread the rain falling in Vancouver and wish that it would just
go away. Don’t worry; soon enough, May will arrive and after that, summer!
Taurus – Do you have a strong dislike for a certain food? This April, that food is going to start popping up in your meals, driving you crazy. By the time the month is over, your hate for that food will turn into love.
Gemini – You might feel a bit lonely this month, but don’t worry. Your friends are going to drown you with love and attention pretty soon, which will cheer you up in a second!
Cancer – This month, it will seem like all umbrellas will hate you. They will open up when you don’t want them to, and refuse to open in the pouring rain. And, of course, beware the black foldable umbrella.
March Horoscopes
Aries – If you ever come to a fork in the road this March, make sure you take the one that feels like it’s the correct path. If you don’t, however, you might be tangled up in thorns.
Taurus – This coming March, beware of books, especially of the new variety. Those pages will be cutting your fingers left and right, which will leave your hands plastered with bandages.
Gemini – This month, everything lucky that will happen to you will usually revolve around the number ‘42’. Also, the wind will blow good luck towards you- literally! Have fun with all of this luck this March.
Leo – Make sure that you tie your umbrella together nice and tight. Otherwise, it might fill up with water, and when you open your umbrella and duck underneath, you might experience a shower, courtesy of your own stupidity.
November Horoscopes
Aries – You will find yourself slacking off a lot this month, both from school 
work and physical activity. Don’t procrastinate, and maybe start walking to school.
Taurus – Easily distracted? Perhaps instead of doing homework in front of the TV,; try doing it at the desk. You’ll be back on track in no time.
Gemini – Your weakest subject will seem like the easiest this month! You will be speeding through assignments, and doing way better than usual. However, your best subject will seem harder. Just keep trying and you will do fine.
October Horoscopes
Aries Cool your jets. Something in your near future is going to anger you somehow. Just look forward to the end of the month and relax!
Taurus You’re going to have a very lucky October this year. Be confident and you’ll be very successful this month.
Gemini Get some rest this month; September must have been tiring for you. Make sure to sleep induring I-Block, unless you have tutorials.
Cancer Watch your step, and don’t trip on pumpkins. Especially watch out for Jack-o-lanterns that are frowning, they will spell trouble.
Leo You are in good favour with the stars this month. Make sure that you pick up that coin, bill or million dollar cheque on the sidewalk.
Virgo You’ll catch yourself procrastinating this month. Pick up the pace or you will be left behind, and remember that procrastination is a nasty habit.
Horoscopes
Aries – The internet is not the place for you this month. Try to avoid it if you can. Yes. That includes facebook.
Taurus – Don’t get so ambitious. There’s a lot of projects you can start, but ask yourself once more ‘is this a good idea?’
Gemini – You might be in a creative rut. Don’t worry about it though. Let nature run its course and you’ll be fine.
Cancer – With the weather as good as it is, you should go exercise or take up a sport. In the end, all that matters is good health.
Leo – You just came into some really good news. You might have won a bet, or even a contest. Don’t worry. More victories are soon to come.
